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Our children speak


Our School life is packed with fun and exciting activities. Very often our students say jokes or just some phrases that sound funny. Here is a short collection of children’s sayings that will make you laugh. Please, enjoy!

T.:  Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
S.:  Because he wanted to work over-time!

T.:  When do you stop at green and go at red?
S.:  When you're eating a watermelon!

- Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
- Because he wanted to see time fly!

T.:  Why do birds fly south for the winter?
S.:  It’s quicker than walking! 

T.:  What's the difference between Ms. and Mrs.?
S.:  Mr. 

- I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. 

- I don’t like origami lessons. Too much paperwork. 

T.:  What do lawyers wear to court?
S.:  Lawsuits! 

- Why is it called “badminton”? I like it.
I’d rather call it “good-minton”.

Joel: “I was born in Canada.”
Kim: “But which part?”
Joel: “Which part? My whole body, of course!”

Eva: “Do you know what one ocean said to the other?”
Sasha: “What?”
Eva: “Nothing, they just waved!”

Boy: "I have two sisters. Both are girls."